- 2 cups sugar (substitute for 2 cups snips for boy)
- 1 tsp spice (substitute 2 large snails for boy)
- 4 tbsp everything nice (substitute 1 4-inch puppy dog tail for boy)
- 1 year of patience (multiply by 18 depending on dependence level of final product)
- 6 months of undisturbed sleep
- 1 healthy adult diet
- 1 adult social life
- 1 clean house
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 98.6 degrees
- Combine sugar, spice, and everything nice (or snips, snails, and puppy dog tails if boy is desired) into a large heart shaped bowl
- Allow to rest for 4 weeks (if able 12 weeks is even better)
- Fold patience into mixture
- Mix in undisturbed sleep, paying close attention to attitude changes of mixture
- Hollow out the center of the mixture (making a bowl shape) and add social life and healthy diet.
- Mix well - making sure to combine the ingredients completely and thoroughly.
- Place mixture in a heat, cold, and emotional resistant dollar sign shaped cake pan.
- Bake for 10 months - checking occasionally for proper development.
- Remove from oven and install in your only guest room to rest.
- Check your heart to see if it still exists inside your body. If created correctly it should now live in the guest room with your creation.
- Provide proper nutrition, clothing, nurturing, and love but prepare for rejection and hardship.
- Take lots of pictures and share your creation with your family, friends, and strangers.
Congratulations! Don't forget to show us how yours turned out by including a comment about how yours is better than everyone else's.
